Marriage Illustrated with Crappy Pictures by Amber Dusick

Author:Amber Dusick [Dusick, Amber]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Harlequin
Published: 2015-01-01T07:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER

HEALTH &

HYGIENE

Farting and pooping and not showering. Being married is delicious.

FARTING IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER

Guess what? Everybody farts.

Some people wouldn’t dream of farting in front of their spouse. That’s cool. Whatever works. But for us, we would have been divorced by now if we weren’t allowed to fart in front of each other.

I can’t imagine! How uncomfortable would it be to not feel fart-safe in my own home?! I’d have to get up while watching a movie to go fart in another location. Over a lifetime, that is a whole lot of farting in secret. I’m getting tired just thinking about it.

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